When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.
– When Harry Met Sally (via eletheowl) (via loveisnothingbutpain) ViaTOM: I liked this girl. I mean I loved her. What’d she do? She took a giant shit on my face, literally.
ALISON: Literally?
TOM: Not literally, that’s disgusting. Jesus, what’s the matter with you?







